I have decided to write my own software license.

[Forrest J. Cavalier III]

Robin "Roblimo" Miller wrote:
> What the heck. Everyone else seems to write their own software licenses, 
> so I decided to get in on the fun and make up my own.
> 
> "No one is allowed to use or modify this software in any way whatsover, 
> and the author assumes no liability for its use or misuse. However, you 
> may redestribute this software to whomever you want, in any medium you 
> choose, under any terms you wish, as long as this notice is preserved."
> 
> Naturally, the license itself is licensed under its own terms.
> 
> - Robin 'Roblimo' Miller
> 
> PS - This is a *joke* - please don't take it seriously.
> 
> 

In your haste you mistyped "redestribute" and you need a license title.
I suggest

     The "Open Source?  Bah, humbug." License

PS - This reply is also a joke - please don't take it seriously either.